So I was a bit boorish & off putting, insulting

So I was a bit boorish & off putting, insulting & inflammatory, cut a few corners - well flat out lied, but now I'm all better & will be an perfect angel from now on,forgiven, kay?
"And you think you can accomplish your mission and return to the Fold?"
"Yes, sir. I will return in no time at all." Little did "sir" know that she was actually a potted plant in disguise, trying to get information from the league of humans to see why
their assigned henchman had not been round to "water" them in a while. She waited for the Sir, to walk off before letting her roots free of the pot. "Ok, you heard the caper."
"Olive capers! Those are my favorite," said one gardener to another. The little plant shriveled at this revelation. Tired of being picked on, it crept out of its pot and
transformed into a lady before the gardeners' very eyes. Scared beyond their wits by a flower becoming a human, the gardeners ran away.Rumours sprang forth of a sorceress living in
Hollywood. "You hear about the lady who moved in across from the H?" "No, who is she?" "No one knows, but she's talking smack about Susan." "That witch!"
And indeed she was a witch, a Hollywood witch named Hagnes who lived by the H and wanted to die by the H, but the county ordinance did not allow huts on the hills of Hollywood, so
Hagnes and her friends Hagitha and Haggernathy set up huts in the Valley. The three hags hoped that they could stay for the next witches sabbath. The Great He-Goat greeted them
With the hag-seeds to be planted at the solstice. They were organic seeds and heirloom as well. The three hags would have to plant them once. Yes, miracles do happen! End.

Started: 2016-08-19 18:08:33
Finished: 2016-12-24 07:59:10

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