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Leonard live a lemon lie. He dressed in a

  • Leonard live a lemon lie. He dressed in a lemon suit, wore lemon loafers, ate lemon pie and drank lemon beer. Slept in a lemon bed, with lemon girls. He even pissed lemonade, BUT
  • Surprisingly, he wasn't so different from the others. He wasn't an outlaw, and that encouraged him to start dating a lemon girl. Until one day
  • when he was leaning toward her for a kiss, he puckered his lips. Verbena (that was the lemon girl's name) held up her hand to stop him and asked, "Why do you always do that?"
  • "I always pucker up my lips when they're about to touch something tart," he replied sourly. Verbena the Lemon Girl had hoped for a more sublime answer from her main squeeze.
  • "Is that so?" she replied as she seethed. Reaching into her purse, Verbena the Lemon Girl withdrew a small tin containing a singular gift for her lover: the Mightiest Lemon Drop.
  • Verbena the Lemon Girl had a real sour puss. Even though she was an optimist, if life handed her lemons she made lemonade. She squeezed as much out of life as she could. She aided
  • Kool-aide, & Orange crush in their domination plan. To change the blue blue sky for a pink one. They declared war on negativity. Verbena's lemonade was part of the plan.
  • Mr. Lemon was adamant that both lemongrass and lemon verbena be included. Also the Buddha's Hand lemons. The produce department at whole foods market helped fund the operation.
  • Across town, the GMO Union bosses stirred like africanized bees getting evicted. Don Cornsyrupo slammed his non-self-sustainable wood cane on the table, shouting "What are we
  • , men or lab rats?" But there were no men left by that time, only the lab rats, who were so blind and stoned on chemicals that they didn't know their tails from maltodextrous.
Started
2013-07-24 05:39:53
Finished
2016-08-09 16:14:06

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