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I smushed the bug on my bare stomach and

  • I smushed the bug on my bare stomach and thought nothing of it. The next day, in the shower
  • the bug was still there. I watched as the water ran rivulet's around the corpse, anticipating it to be washed away. But it hung fast. A map of blue capillaries began to spread
  • across the corpse's neck, the blue lines chilling my own blood as I looked upon it. This had been a man once: strong, healthy; now bloated and cold laying in the river as it rained
  • because Lil Wayne was with me, we were shooting a promotional video. I said, "Lil Wayne, stop with the money, not now! There's a dead man in the river."
  • Lil Wayne was more popular in 2012 than he now in 2015 which may explain why this fold's been dormant 3 years. Or maybe it's the dead man in the river. Clearly, we need a different
  • groove to get this party moving. A public debate was proposed but that also ended up dead in the water. A flood of ideas came forth but no action was being taken by Lil Wayne fans
  • Until his rivals won the Grammy and MTV awards. Then Lil Wayne became worried. His next album had to be a bestseller or else.
  • That's what his agent said. "or else..." he let the threat trail off. Weezy could only imagine what the "or else..." could be. So he rapped fanatic at the DJ showdown heading up
  • highway 81 to do the midnight show in Frog Notch, Arkansas. Weezy blew them all away down in Frog Notch, where they'd never heard anything like him on the radio. Soon he was known
  • as Weezy the Wondrous because of his unparalleled singing voice. His rendition of Fly Me To The Moon was so popular that it played in bars and homes alike for years to come.

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