This was ridiculous, you didn't get earthquakes
- This was ridiculous, you didn't get earthquakes in the south of England. But as the earth cracked around her, Roberta realised that this was no earthquake. This was a
- the start of something bigger. The jagged earth split, angry lines the fault of no underlying fault. No, not an earthquake. Roberta gasped, eyes wide in terror, as a lumbering form
- emerged from the treeline. Every footstep of the beast caused the air to compress in her lungs and her jaw hung slack. She wanted to speak, to scream, to run, but the shock was too
- much. He'd rubbed his feet on the shag carpet for three weeks straight and had given her the harshest, most powerful static electricity shock in the world and where the bolt of
- electricity entered her anus he could still see a starlike pattern of veins today. That particular moment had convinced her that he was the right one. Unfortunately her parents
- saw that the veins resembled Orion. "Damn it, we told you only to date Geminis or Scorpios!" they yelled at her. "But Orion isn't an astrolog..." "THE MARRIAGE IS OFF!" She angrily
- pounded her fist into the ground, unable to get them to see how illogical their argument was. Hot tears streamed down her face as she tried to breathe through the frustration.
- but she just dint know what to d owith her self so she
- put on Run DMC in her GTO and drove toward I-5, passing by a B-boy in J Crew dancing in the DQ parking lot by K Mart. She did a U turn and T-boned a BMW, which KO’d the driver.
- Little Timmy raised his hand, "Mrs. Duffy, I don't think that sentence has all the letters of the alphabet in it" Mrs. Duffy had once again failed to connect with her students
- Started
- 2011-02-25 14:32:19
- Finished
- 2011-10-16 03:36:17
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