Aloysius, demigod spawn of a tryst between
- Aloysius, demigod spawn of a tryst between Vulcan, god of smiths and fire, and Julia Child, conceived on Julia's expedition to Aetna's peak to cook sea creatures in lava, sat in
- his usual sulk. His divine powers were a) the ability to walk on runny lava. b) unusual sammich-making skills. Aloysius threw away his sandwich. A passing faun ate it & died in ecs
- tasy. That sammich was laced with MDMA, thanks to Aloysius who watched the faun eat it, then prance around, hugging trees and singing, before accidentally staggering off a cliff.
- All this fun had worked up a powerful appetite so Aloysius headed back home. He could always count on a nice hot batch of Mama Childs lava-cooked grits. He followed the brimstone
- midget, who was like the Think from fantastic four but shorter and far more foulmouthed. Aloysius tried not to look the dirty midget in the eyes because that was like a challenge.
- Suddenly and without warning, the Thing confronted the Think. "Who do you think you are Think," Thing growled, " Me?" Think didn't know what to think about This Thing. She'd never
- thought much about any Thing, & now she was caught outside her box. "Here's the thing," the Think thought, "I have a thing for the Thing, but does the Thing think about me?" She sa
- Id as she pondered buying The Thing. The box was where the Think thought about the Thing lurking, and possibly carrying a pocket knife. The Slink approached and slunk into the
- bunk they had set up in the trunk. Thang and Ang shared it with a skink, a skank, and a skunk. The Slink took off her coat to revealed a sleek slender body in a little black dress.
- Thang had a pair of 45s. Then we heard sirens, and everybody started to run. Ang’s temp started to rise. That five nine Long Cool Slink in a Black Dress had it all! It had it all!
- Started
- 2014-01-19 23:54:00
- Finished
- 2017-02-21 11:03:22
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seinundzeit Feb 23 2017 @ 23:48
That DEA agent never saw it coming.