Once upon a time, in Filipa's house she started
- Once upon a time, in Filipa's house she started to hear strange noises which came from her closet
- BABADOCK...
- Suddenly, there was a scream!
- She pulled the 12-guage (with noise suppressor) from behind her desk. Doesn't anyone read the signs? No screaming in the library! It was coming from the forbidden stacks. (again.)
- The Library Wench lit a cheroot and puffed angrily. She was going to blast the person talking in the library back to the stone age.
- The Library Wench leapt upon the front desk and tore off her shirt, revealing two belts of ammo crossing between her ponderous breasts. Cramming a combat hat on her head, she loade
- d her homebuilt booker machine gun with mangazines of pulp fiction & sprayed the library with below the belt swarmy narratives. Library Wench would show the stuck up library
- How far ahead of his time the great writers were. The librarian said to thexwenxh "The pen is mightier vthan the sword." The wench agreed and restored the bondings of the books.
- However, without the Bard's Feather her bonds would die with her which they did because she was killed by lightning a few seconds after restoring the bondings of the books.
- And with a single cry, she fell. Clutching her books to her heart. A night, a day, a year to be forgotten by time.
- Started
- 2014-11-14 04:50:33
- Finished
- 2017-11-06 01:06:24
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