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One day I was walking down the street and

  • One day I was walking down the street and I felt something reach up and grab my leg. I looked down to startled to see what it was and it was a....
  • masked booby waddling beside me. It had nipped at my pants leg with its pointy yellow beak. "How strange," I muttered. It flapped its wings and whistled in response.
  • "Straaaange! Straaaaange!" the masked booby squawed right before it poked my eyes out. I fell to the ground, writhing in pain, feeling blood pour from my eye sockets. I could hear
  • my evil beloved laughing in the tomb under me. This evil had unfolded upon me like the wings of a bat. Her sinful revenge was just beginning. Bloody and blind I crawled hoping
  • that somebody, somewhere could hear my screams. Her stilettos clicked behind me, red heels masking knives. She was a girl you'd like to have on your side. She wasn't on mine. I had
  • to sing falsetto in Rigoletto after meeting up with her stilletos, and I had no intention of doing that again, especially after all I had spent on corrective surgery. But my scream
  • s were heard by talent scout Chico Rico dressed incognito in a tuxedo as Danny Devito, his offer muy simpatico: Why not A risque cameo as Euridice? I was no castrato yet, but
  • my vibrato was fantástico. So no longer in limbo I climbed in the lime green limo. I signed a contract with Jimbo. "Dimelo," asked a fellow singer who played the cello. "Why have
  • Mellow Yellow when you can have lime green Jello?” “My Dear Fellow,” cried the singer with the cello, “Some bellow and say hello, but I just sigh, don’t ask me why, don’t even try
  • Mister Sly McFly. Like you, I was once in a funk with no lunk in my bunk. That stunk. But life got better & sometimes wetter. I lived by the letter & made through to fair weather.
Started
2014-02-20 14:31:29
Finished
2017-04-13 01:33:11

3 Comments

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    LordVacuity Apr 13 2017 @ 01:36

    Doh! "Made it through to fair weather".
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    Rebbie Apr 13 2017 @ 15:47

    Hey, to each their own maybe he's a masochist?
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    Woab Apr 13 2017 @ 17:14

    This one cracked me up.

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