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The young leviathans of Europa had a great

  • The young leviathans of Europa had a great long giggle in their frosty ocean as they competed to spew ever-greater plumes into space. "They probably think we're fluffy dolphins!"
  • "Actually, no," said a booming voice, "You're actually mutated fish creatures from an experiment gone wrong. Don't believe me? Then please, go on with your meaningless lives."
  • We resented the booming voice. Condescending, it was. And why wouldn't the booming voice show his/her face? We fish decided to evolve, just to spite the booming voice.
  • We had no book knowledge so we just solved the problems we encountered by trial & error. 8-toed Tiky got swallowed by a Stethacanthus . Still the disembodied voice above the seas
  • didn't seem to be the right answer. These cryptic clues were really cryptic. We were getting confused just thinking about it. Could 8 toes have some sort of significance?
  • The part that was really confusing was no one knew if the 8 toes were in total, or on 1 foot. How can you buy those finger-shoe-things w/o knowing? I did the best thing I could
  • I mosey and supposy those toesy were rosy. Where 8 on one foot they happened to be? If I supposedley my toesy where rosy I supposed them one foot erroneously.
  • Oh toesies, oh toesies. How many toesies have I got? I don't know, I don't know. I can't count but it's a lot! I tried to count them but mixed up 6 & 9. It's 23 divided by 2 which
  • takes into account the unfortunate tractor whoops with Uncle Lou. Now fingers, fingers, that's more easy. Four plus seven, don't look so queasy. Here, I'll show you. Grab a trowel
  • . Dig your gravesite, do it now...do it now...do it now...do it now-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow.... I woke up with a massive headache with the voice echoing painfully through my skull.
Started
2013-12-13 23:16:55
Finished
2014-01-20 18:36:08

2 Comments

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    jefforama Jan 20 2014 @ 18:38

    This is THE VOICE... Cool how the story came full circle.
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    SlimWhitman Jan 22 2014 @ 02:54

    LOL. Chaz, the toseys moseyed through to the finish, not to mention the booming voice.

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