25

We last left Alfred Hitchcock & Orson Welles

  • We last left Alfred Hitchcock & Orson Welles running naked through the wilderness, covering themselves, buttcheeks flapping in the wind. "Worst camping trip ever," Orson complained
  • .They somehow survived &, managing to craft makeshift shorts out of pine limbs, slipped undetected into a booth at the Griddle Cafe in West Hollywood. Hitchcock & Orson Wells were
  • welcomed to the cafe with derision. "Mr.Hitchcock, is that a breech in your britches, or just a rear window?" asked Mr.Crowther. "Mr.Wells,your garment is budding but thats no rose
  • on my piano." Said Mr. Crowther's to Orson Wells. Orson said, "Mr. Wilder, was there traffic on Sunset Boulevard when you left The Apartment?" Billy hated small talk. Hitchcock
  • Had gathered some dead fruits for the centrepiece on the table. They were props in his next film, Death By Chocolate". The protagonist was given a poisoned box of chocolates from
  • Their girlfriend, hoping to kill them so she could date the guy she was cheating on him with without too much drama. Barry the hobo bit into one of the dead fruits stupidly as he
  • watched her jiggle by. Barry had never seen such a girl, or eaten such a dead fruit. Usually he was just heating cans of beans over a fire at the railroad tracks. Something told hi
  • llary Clinton that the man watching her jiggle by was no hobo.It was Barry Gibb! Hillary asked him what he was doing on railroad tracks. Barry looked up and hollered"Stayin' alive"
  • Hillary laughed of course but Barry wondered if it was sincere. So he offered up "How do you mend a broken heart?" it takes more than "Jive Talking". But when he said, "A Coalmine
  • er's Daughter" we all heard the future president's panties drop. She took him right there on the spot in front of every one, dozens of witnesses, to an disclosed area in another di
Started
2013-02-19 01:15:07
Finished
2017-01-10 19:53:20

2 Comments

  1. Avatar

    LordVacuity Jan 10 2017 @ 20:00

    I guess the story went with it. Who did the witnesses witness to? Was it during Barry's current tour? First Bee Gee is the Last Bee Gee.
  2. Avatar

    Woab Jan 11 2017 @ 12:57

    (finishing last fold) -orama of things that were never to be. The End

Want to leave a comment?

Sign up!