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Cold and wet, his eyes blink against the

  • Cold and wet, his eyes blink against the frigid wall of rain, beating down on his small, tired frame.
  • "And, that, is personification," the Professor said, turning from the whiteboard. "And is it just the rain that causes the personified to blink? Steve, your thoughts?"
  • But Steve was off in his own little world, again. The Professor stamped his foot. "Steve!" Dancing through a tulip field with the woman of his dreams... "STEVE!"
  • Then a unicorn comes and hands him a bright red apple and says... "STEVE!" His eyes opened and the professor was towering over his desk. He was diligently sent to the head office.
  • The principal looked at him sternly. Steve was afraid, but then he noticed a familiar sticker on her briefcase. "You like rainbow-colored unicorns too?" She blushed, then smiled.
  • The principal opened up her briefcase and inside were unicorn coloring books. Her and Steve spent the better part of an hour coloring on the office floor. "Let's keep this a secret
  • , " the principal whispered. "just between the 2 of us. And don't tell no one 'bout how I carry around JuicyJuice boxes neither, 'mkay?" Steve nodded & kept coloring. "Looky here!
  • It was a fine work in crayon that clearly shows the Principal in a compromising situation where there might not have been consent on his part but that didn't matter to his campaign
  • or to his wife should they find out. He agreed to step down & appoint ME the principal of my school.My first act was to cancel math.The curriculum now included ID Card Forging 101,
  • and The Art of Making D's look like B's. Soon my school became highly accredited as the only school ever with a 100% inclusion on the Dean's List. Stay in school, kids.
Started
2015-04-08 19:56:20
Finished
2018-01-26 10:46:50

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