I was taking a nice stroll in the forest
- I was taking a nice stroll in the forest when I came upon a building that I had not seen before. I go inside and there was a long creepy hallway that seemed to never end. I saw a
- classic film that was screened on one of the corridor's many screens. It was about a young child who attempted the impossible: they took a night bus to a run down part of town
- Just a small town girl livin in a lonely world she took the midnight train goin anywhere. Just a city boy born and raised in south Detroit. he took the midnight train goin anywhere
- fast. Anyone lived in a pretty how town but not how enough so he boarded that midnight train and ended up at a Waffle Hut where the young guy from Detroit and the small town gal
- were just hooking up over an early morning stack of banana buckwheat flapjacks & bacon soaked in maple syrup. He siddled up to the generic young lovestruck pair "How now brown cow
- ?" The male of the two leapt to his feet. "How dare you insult the cow I love?" he barked. She lifted her udders off the chair and fled the restaurant, weeping. "Now see what you
- have done! Sure she's a cow, but her feelings aren't made of leather!" It was plain to see that this raging beast took no bull. He was seeing red and ready for a fight to the death
- and I was ready to give it to him. Just then there was rumblings in the hills around us. The few of us that had survive the siege of Carcasonne recognized that sound. They're here.
- The giants were returning, flinging squares of earth as massive pigs stomped through the land. A horrible screech confirmed our worst fear: the dragon was returning as well.
- My last thoughts were happy thoughts about naked Annette O’Toole, with her flowing red hair, running toward me, waving her breasts like they were some giant life preservers…splat…
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- 2015-09-04 12:57:32
- Finished
- 2020-04-28 14:20:54
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BlastedHeath Apr 28 2020 @ 16:52
Eww. No accounting for the taste of straight guys. ;)
BlastedHeath Apr 28 2020 @ 16:53
Or of anyone, for that matter. The whole matter of attraction is a strange world.
Woab Apr 30 2020 @ 13:35
It's all hormonal; attraction, cows, Annette O'Toole, the whole lot of it.
SlimWhitman May 02 2020 @ 04:40
Testosterone, pah... try Estrogen!