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The following story is rated 'DaE' for 'Dark

  • The following story is rated 'DaE' for 'Dark and Edgy'.
  • Maggie Buke knows you can’t take a life without first understanding just how feeble life is, how tentative and weak it stands alone. If you desire murder, you hold a life in you
  • that is twisted and wants to twist back. Murder is your answer. It might not be the right answer but it is your answer. And you own it proudly. Sure you got married at 20, pink
  • suit at the wedding, yet you had a feeling of apprehension. You hadn't told your spouse about the asylum, the sleepless nights and the dead animals. Especially not about the blood.
  • At the time you had assumed that she knew all about the fabulous veal canapes that the work therapy kitchen in the asylum had worked all night to produce for the reception. It was
  • better than bendy straws. She was going to steal the recipe for the fabulous veal canapes and trade them on the black market for doctor Joe's magic
  • beans &rice recipe. Rumor has it that a single bowl of Joe's magic beans & rice meant that you'd never be hungry ever, ever again. Dedicated to eradicating world hunger, she
  • Sold her recipe to Whole Foods and they made it daily. There was never any doubt that the ingredients were not all organic, just natural. That was good enough for the sheeple, who
  • didn't understand that organic just means containing carbon. On the other hand on the moon world of Eta Carina 5, the Hortian Ludites insisted theirfood be all poly-silyl-hydrides
  • The Hortian Ludites just don't quite have the tongue for organic foods. Don't invite them over for dinner that's all I'm saying. They get nasty when they're hungry.

2 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Dec 05 2016 @ 12:58

    Stayed DaEd.

  2. Woab Dec 05 2016 @ 15:34

    Dinnit though.

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