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  • dfsdfad
  • This was the acronym the government uses to refer to Disqualified Folding Story Drug Fiends and Dopeheads. After the DFSDFAD's were kicked out of FS, they decided to
  • merge with users of isketch.net to illustrate and publish folding stories in a hard copy coffee table book. The DFSDFAD's were sued by the FS elite for profiting from
  • a website. FS's business model did not include a thing called profit. So Noah hired Det. Manatee to snoop around the DFSDFAD's compound and suss out just what a profit really
  • was. "You do know my fees include 3 bales of turtle grass per day?" said Jman. Noah assured him. "DFSDFAD stands for Dasterdly Fiends Stealing Dollars For Amphibian Detectives.
  • Myrtle the three headed turtle was a famous investigator by now. She was the King's constant companion.
  • Never a bosom buddy, though, never that. The King accepted Myrtle the three headed turtle for her role in the murder of his sanity and, by extension, his wife & children's murders
  • , even though they were all still quite alive. Myrtle the 3-headed turtle was taken to court for the murder of the King's sanity, but it was soon found that he had lost it years
  • ago to a bad LCD and Ayahuasca trip. (The King, believing his was Justin Bieber, took out a guitar and crooned to the prisoners who summarily committed suicide). Myrtle the Turtle
  • walked up and sat beside the King. Myrtle the Turtle whispered into the King's ears slowly and sexily "You know you love me, I know you care. And I was like baby, baby, baby oh."
Started
2013-02-07 14:39:51
Finished
2018-09-04 03:20:17

1 Comments

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    neoremitsper Sep 05 2018 @ 07:19

    The moral of the story is stay away from schoolyard girls. No really, it is.

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