And that's when it hit me- "All of these
- And that's when it hit me- "All of these statues have penises...except this one!" I went over there to examine it more closely.
- With my trusty flashlight, I saw a small button. I poked it briskfully and one of the nearby statues bent over mechanically and opened a passage inside. I ran to small door and
- goes into the passage. Walking through this dark passage, with only my trusty flashlight, i started to think that this passage has nothing but, nothing.
- I decided to switch on the blinking red light for the fun of it. In the shadows, I glimpsed a figure enter from the emergency exit. In 3 strobes, it quickly covered the distance.
- I switched off the light, as now I had important data to analyse regarding how fast shadowy figures move in low-light conditions. The scientific community would be excited to know
- about my results. But midway through the process Uncle Jimmy interrupted and turned on the lights, damaging invaluable data and evidence. "Howdy Mike, what you doin' here all alone
- with that bloody knife and dead teenage slut?" Woody from Toy Story had been elected Sheriff and he was making the rounds this Halloween. Mike Meyers was terrified because
- he'd never seen Toy Story, and he thought Woody was the name of the bully who blows up dolls, and he was going as Raggedy Andy. Panicking, Mike
- balked at the door. His friends jeered "Raggedy Andy's not so randy" & forced him in. He wasn't getting out of The Phi Alpha Gamma fraternity hazing that easily. Woody was waiting
- with Buzz's severed arm, karate-chopping phonies left and right. But he was no match for the hideous, grisly feast the cannibal toys were savoring from Mr. Potatohead's corpse.
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- 2011-04-23 02:54:08
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- 2012-01-08 18:06:49
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