"Stop right there!" I screamed. My eyes widened

"Stop right there!" I screamed. My eyes widened as the rhino slowed to a trot, then halted in a cloud of dust. I knew this was my only chance.
So I gently mounted the rhino and preceded in my attempt to make human-rhino hybrids. At first the rhino resisted, but after a few moments it seemed to understand. It knew that ...
I meant it no harm. I caressed it's back, shined it's horn, and proceeded to create the next great species of earth. As I proceeded, something quite unexpected happened,
I exploded. Yeah, that took me by surprise. When the smoke cleared,
I found that I was surprisingly intact. Sure, I was missing a few fingers and a leg, but all things considered that was a blessing. I began to hop away when
suddenly a crazy hobo with a shotgun kicks down the door. He babbles incoherently as he circles around the room, despritely trying to find me. I tried hiding behind a chair, but...
a shotgun blast tears the chair to shreds! The hobo grimaced at me as I scrambled back to the wall and...
drew my weapon. He pointed his shotgun at me, and I pointed mine at his. He smiled a toothless smile, burped, then said, "Sonny, ye ain't got the grapefruits to
sell at the marketplace?" How wrong he was! I pulled out my grapefruits with the other hand and he said "That's.. thats not what I .." BOOM, I shot him in the face because that was
what he had done to me the night before, "mwhahaha" i screamed, but then a thought came into my head, it must have been a dream! I then woke up and realised i had had another dream

Started: 2011-04-21 11:17:18
Finished: 2011-04-21 12:35:21

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