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The air of Chormandy filled my nose as I

  • The air of Chormandy filled my nose as I gazed out over the beach. Suddenly, a terrible pain ripped through the my right hand, and shot through my chest like a greasy cheeseburger.
  • I had been shot, as i lied there bleeding onto the sand i caught a glimpse of the man who had shot me, it was
  • not Booth, as I had expected, but the clerk from the haberdashery. He stared coldly into my eyes, and then left me there to die.
  • "No, wait, don't leave me here!" I shouted. But my pleas fell deaf to his ears, and he left me there in a pool of my own honey mustard, my prized teddy bear in his dirty hands.
  • Unbeknownst to Bill, the bear contained a hidden GPS device. I had the bastard now; I could track him back to his lair, and recover the dragon's gold at my leisure.
  • The bear's cave was long, dark and damp. Bill's outstretched fingers followed along the rough cave walls, guiding him in the darkness. In the distance he thought he heard a noise
  • , a murmer of soft fuzzy feet. He turned his head and saw the glint of the stiched rainbow. "Ohmygawd! I Have stumbled on the cave of the Care Bears! Soon he would be entrenched in
  • fluff and knee deep in liquid adorableness. Pulling out his handheld bulldozer he proceeded to delve deeper into the darkness, Care Bears scrambling to escape from his
  • dark contructivist grasp. He scooped them up, there love and softness and caring, being crushed and consumed by his need to understand, to find the most hidden level of
  • whatever it was he was looking for. He couldn't remember anymore.

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