With a massive hangover, I found this morning
- With a massive hangover, I found this morning that downing 5 shots of tequila and a few pints of lager makes one prone to mistake facebook status updates for foldingstory, now
- I would have a reputation for being an alcoholic. I should have known something was wrong when I started to drink on my own. Social drinking is far more accepted on facebook since
- four thousand people would Like my posts, even though not a single one of them could make sense of the gibberish I tend to write when I'm totally boozed up. It's just not as much f
- un, knowing that unless I got 4,000 "Likes" on my posts each and every day, my boss would shoot me. Literally. No wonder I drank so much. I needed something more.
- So, I went to crowd-sourcing. With a few punches of a button, I got 10,000 likes from friends in South Korea. This was fine, until they all came to visit.
- And they were all dancing gangnam style which was disturbing because their synchronicity was sympathetic to our apartment buildings natural resonance. I screamed "내 인생을 뒤집어!"
- because I was staring at a sign that said, "내 인생을 뒤집어!" The sign hung over the door of Psy's office. But when I walked into the office, I saw Dr. Who operating controls.
- He had as many arms as Vishnu, and was manipulating levers, buttons, and knobs at blinding speeds. "Hey, Who," I called to him, bu the Dr. ignored me and continued preparing the
- Tardis for yet another Dalek invasion of Earth. Dr Who gathered together, an unholy alliance of silurians, cyber men and purple goo. Daleks encircled the globe - it looked hopeless
- But from his jacket pocket he removed a bag'. 'would you like a jelly baby' he asked the daleks. He knew that once they were hooked, there was no way they would destroy earth...
- Started
- 2012-11-17 11:42:13
- Finished
- 2014-11-13 16:58:06
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Chaz Nov 13 2014 @ 19:13
EXTERMIN-ATE! EXTERMIN--- JELLY BABIES?!? (chomp, chomp, never mind.) wooosh!