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Bess Bavout was having no end of trouble

  • Bess Bavout was having no end of trouble getting her daughter Oona admitted to Mrs. Twatweiler's Kennel for Young Girls. The boarding fees settled, Oona now objected to the menus.
  • That and the fact that they kept the young girls caged up in kennels. Lucy wasn't to fond of tight spaces and he knew it would be a problem. He did agree that discipline was the
  • key to obedience and maybe the kennels weren't necessary to force the young girls into submission. Lucy had been groomed since four, and seemed the prime candidate for the MK-ULTRA
  • kindergarten. Their lunches were laced with trace amounts of mind altering drugs so they would be more pliable for the CIA's Special-Op Assassin Prepschool (SOAP) for girls.
  • But Arnold was undercover at the same Kindergarten. He was after a perp and had stepped right into the CIA's Girl Mind Control program. How could he
  • save the girls from becoming brain-warped government cigarmakeresses? During play time, Arnold hid beneath the milk tray as the agent loaded the Teletubbies Mind Control Episode.
  • Which mind control episode, he didn't need to know. Arnold banged his foot and spoilt his hiding place, throwing milk everywhere which ruined the TV and silenced the Teletubbies.
  • Although the Teletubbies had long been silent since Ragdoll productions had turned their talents to making In The Night Garden. He contemplated the gravity of his enormous error.
  • Let's see...force equals the gravitational constant between two masses...or is that Coulomb's Law? It didn't matter. But wait a minute...how about a children's show about physics?
  • The children's show about physics was hugely popular. Kids were no longer interested in worshiping movie stars, reality tv or doped up athletes. Instead physicists were the rage.
Started
2011-07-01 12:14:59
Finished
2013-01-19 22:41:54

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