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"World in flux, Disney bucks, progress, luck,

  • "World in flux, Disney bucks, progress, luck, pain, Herman Cain, possible futures for potential clients, a new generation of Koby Bryants, doctor, doctor, I'm headed in the wrong
  • direction please pull me out of this hypnotic regression! The Doctor just laughed and coaxed him deeper and deeper. Now the reader felt sleepy. YOU ARE GETTING MORE RELAXED! SLEEP!
  • The reader fell into a deep trance. The Doctor asked the reader "Why are you a compulsive Folding Story reader? Does this have something to do with your past life as T. S. Eliot?"
  • 'Of course not, I'd be writing them if that had been the case, now wouldn't I?' the reader snapped and he woke out of his trance. 'You Doctors are all the same, full of shit!' he
  • whispered. It was a whisper-yell. It sort of scratched his throat. But he was really indignant right now, and to give into a coughing fit would undermine the moment. "You doctors
  • are insane." I will see to it you never work again in this town. He contacted his wanna-be attorney (its just a piece of paper right?) and filed a malpractice suit. The doctor
  • had an army of real attorneys and they countersued him and his fake attorney for everything they had. Broke, broken, and hopeless, they moved into a van down by the river. After
  • his van was towed because of his fake license, he went into the forest to live with da bears. "I offer a fake prosecutor in exchange for residence in your cave," he told Papa Ditka
  • von Munchausen de la Vida Loca Innagottadavita Paralouise Francesca von Martin the Third, Esquire.
  • "A foreigner, eh?" the elderly Major-General guessed, his arm resting on the back of his seat. The audience's laughter pealed for a good five or six minutes & the sketch continued.
Started
2011-11-29 14:37:32
Finished
2012-09-05 02:07:02

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