Smoke poured out from between the cream-colored
- Smoke poured out from between the cream-colored ceiling tiles. The smoke was tinted a sinister green color, and Bob had no idea what was going on. He'd been typing mindlessly away
- for hours, trying to craft the perfect sentence, the mother of all tweets, to fulfill the ultimate and hidden purpose of the Network. Was he succeeding or were They trying to
- get themselves noticed, head above the rest, the ultimate tweet, the ultimate status symbol. He dug deep into his vocabulary & came up with this brilliant tweet.
- "Simon says, the World will end on thursday. The chosen few should sell all their belongings and rendezvous at Devils Tower where the mothership waits". The tweet went viral and
- soon,tickets were sold out.Apparently,the mothership wasn't that big!But a second trip was being planned,and leaving this time not from Devil's Tower but from
- Angel's Landing in Zion Nat'l Park. The line for the 2nd mothership extended from Utah into Arizona and down into Mexico. There was almost an international incident when
- someone in the line for the mothership asked someone to hold his place because he couldn't remember if he'd turned off the stove. When he came back, people accused him of cutting
- . "No ifs, no buts, no coconuts! Back of the line!" By the time he made it to the front, the mothership had left. He was stuck on the horrid planet with a toothbrush and dramamine.
- He decided to make the best of it and began to search the planet for something to use as toothpaste.Suddenly, he heard far off "2001-A Space Odyssey" music and when he investigated
- , he found a bunch of green space bunnies playing with a victrola. Wesley wiped his eyes with horror. This scene was scandalous! Victrolas were not Venusian technology!
- Started
- 2011-04-29 17:30:46
- Finished
- 2012-03-17 16:44:23
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mensaque Apr 08 2012 @ 11:50
This one really turned out well!