Ladies and Gentlemen, are you tired of Disco
- Ladies and Gentlemen, are you tired of Disco Clowns stealing the pies off your windowsills? Then try new Chuckle Acid™, the spray that dissolves clowns in seconds. Just spray and
- your class will sober up real quick. Where did Pete & Jack go? Well, they forgot a little word called 'decorum' & thanks to fast acting Chuckle Acid, the clown dissolver, Teach can
- get back to what he does best: Boring statistics and history lessons. In Clown School, you ask? Why, yes, of course! Chuckle Acid™ is the ultimate education tool - nothing like an
- amorphous black blob of jello for breakfast everyday. But the acid....man that acid was something else. No wonder it went for $10 a gram. And when you consider inflation, that
- his now bright red nose was showing and the rainbow haired cops who incarcerated him in a bouncy castle full of balloon animals, it was worth it. Heck even the honky horn the judge
- Made him hold between his legs wasn’t that bad, so long as no one came along and squeezed it too hard causing a flock of geese to come in response. Geese are the worst because they
- don't give a honk about Chuckle Acid, Clowns w/o Borders, or driving around in little cars, let alone caring about his feelings about holding it between his legs like holding in a
- laugh squashed into a box. Inevitably the scandal engulfing Clowns Without Borders & unregulated Chuckle Acid abuse led to Bozo in the dock in chains confronted by ace prosecutor
- Jim "I ain't never laughed" McGee, the perfect yin to the Clowns Without Borders' yang. Luckily for Bozo, the trial was being held in Kangaroo Court which was a serious
- pie in the face of jurisprudence but what could Bozo do about it but squirt from a plastic flower for the rest of his life. In the end, Judge Claribell ruled for Mr. Greenjeans.
- Started
- 2018-02-14 13:11:52
- Finished
- 2018-02-26 22:43:57
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Woab Feb 27 2018 @ 11:41
Hey, we clowned all the way through this one in less than two weeks. Honk, honk!
LordVacuity Feb 27 2018 @ 11:54
I liked that somehow I brought the pies from the first fold back at the last.
Woab Feb 27 2018 @ 12:02
Oooh! I didn't see that. Pie-rific job there, Futique!
LordVacuity Feb 27 2018 @ 12:13
Well it isn't humble pie, but I will allow it.
LordVacuity Feb 27 2018 @ 12:14
Speaking of humble pie, on an unrelated note, today is National Pancake Day so IHOP is giving out free short stacks. Bon appetit!
SlimWhitman Feb 27 2018 @ 17:22
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