Capt. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Chekov and Lt.

Capt. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Chekov and Lt. Green entered the glade where Pooh and Piglet were trying to restart their bloody chainsaws. Spock held out his tricorder towards them.
"They are not what they appear to be, Captain. No life signs detected." Kirk raised his index finger as if to remark just as Piglet's chainsaw started. Spock watched Pooh struggle
with his paw in a honey jar, then use it as a foil to piglets chainsaw jousts. "Most intriguing Captain. I believe we are witnessing the primitive version of your Earth conflict
." The Captain didn't quite understand what was taking place. Suddenly, Pooh slammed his honey jar over Piglet's head, shattering it and driving a thick shard deep into his skull
. Tigger hopped over and said, "Hehee, that piglet has ceased to be!" Pooh procured a sticky, broken shard of glass and waved it in the general direction of the Captain.
An uneasiness spread over the crew as the fog began to thicken. A stuffed giraffe, missing an eye, hobbled on deck and began to tie itself to the mast. "I don't know about this, it
is considered a bad omen when a stuffed giraffe with one eye lashes itself to the mast," the little tin bosun muttered under its breath as he lowered the sails. But the captain
heard and bellowed to all hands, "I'll keelhaul the next landlubber to opens their void hatch! Now sails, scurvy dogs, more sails. Full sheets to the wind!" The one eyed giraffe
stared at the pirate captain, shaking his head and long neck. “Har, Mr. Giraffe,” yelled the captain, “What’er ye thinkin’?” Exposed, the giraffe spoke: “I be thinkin’ yer a DICK!"
Although the giraffe had no birds to flip, his sneer made his disdain clear. The pirate captain trembled in his boots and suggested, "how about we just neck a beer together?"

Started: 2015-12-08 14:57:53
Finished: 2021-12-06 07:18:27

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