Once there sang a warbler of great intellect
- Once there sang a warbler of great intellect and keen senses. It had been foretold that sleepless nights would reign once again. She also had great tits.
- Was how John Holmes wanted his new movie to open with. He wanted this film to be a real film. Kirby the porn director rolled his eyes. Another one of Johnny's "Inspiration"
- scripts. One freakin' film class at USC and suddenly this hung and 'stached porn star was an auteur. They had only enough to rent the motel room for two days and one fluffer.
- Dope freaks don't know jack about eroticism. Their "sexual gratification" amounts to no story, no characterization, and bad puns. Same obnoxiously-voiced meat flailing around all
- per-established erogenous zones. Then zoned on zoner the stoner becomes the loner and the other partner
- named Mons Pubis sought the attention of Jenny Talarea. Mons Pubis asked if Jenny would like to dance but she threw a glass of punch in his face and walked away. The stoner
- sat under the Heelstone. This Stonehenge Free Festival wasn't going well. He put on a beard & renamed himself Olympus Mons. During Omega Tribe's set he asked Jenny to dance again
- and dance she did. She danced like no one was watching, but of course everyone was. Olympus Mons was so turned on by Jenny's dancing, he could feel his lava beginning to bubble up
- from deep, deep within his core. It felt like eons since he'd erupted. Olympus Mons had never seen something as sexy as Jenny's lambada. The lava began to trickle out until
- a particularly curious Mars rover was melted down to a puddle. Olympus Mons and Jenny became quite the item. To this day, he enjoys after-love smokes that can be seen from Earth.
- Started
- 2011-02-21 23:33:34
- Finished
- 2013-01-01 22:00:29
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jaw2ek Jan 02 2013 @ 00:34
Out of this world anthropomorphic porn. And NO SINGING!
Zetawilk Jan 02 2013 @ 01:49
Aw, why can't we have singing? Why can't it be a musical? "Oh, I've got a loverly bunch o' cocynuts!" ♪
49erFaithful Jan 02 2013 @ 12:36
Reminds me of the time I saw a big breasted wagtail bathing in the river. Beautiful sight.
jaw2ek Jan 02 2013 @ 13:32
Alas, no singing because folders became distracted after the first fold :-)
49erFaithful Jan 02 2013 @ 13:38
Yes, it seems the "tits" portion of the fold held up much better than the "sang" portion. One can imagine that the great titted warbler must have had a great set of lungs on her. Chuckle. Oink.