It is as they say: "Nice parrots finish last."

It is as they say: "Nice parrots finish last." TomCat had Squawkers pinned the the floor & went in for the kill. "BUT a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush," Squawkers jerked
something, and suffice it to say violence was not the obscenity transgressing here. That's why I'm on this street corner selling this gryphon cubs, because my landlady won't allow
winged mythical creatures, such a harpy. "Why these are Keythong cubs!" I realized & returned them to my apt. After the pigeon episode Squawkers had developed chimaraephobia
so a shrink came to the apt. "They're just being friendly!" I said as the Keythong cubs shredded her tights. Squawkers sat on her shoulder morosely. "My chimaeraphobia is ruining
the fungschway" & that's the new wave of saying 'feng shui' Squawkers became very uncomfortable if there is a stairway right near the door I knew it wouldnt approve of this condo.
Squawkers got vertigo whenever he looked down the staircase, which made him feel dizzy and like he was going to pass out. There was only one thing to do when that happened --
smoke a fatty. Squawkers pulled a spliff from under his pin feathers and was about to light it up but then he had no lighter. He was trapped up high on that staircase but needed
To reach the top before Nona, his wife. Her feathers were as lovely as ever. The eyases were not far behind, now that they were fledged. Nona rescued her husband. Damn the cigar!
The cigar laughed maniacally as it shoved it's burning head into the rope. Roberto and Nona scrabbled desperately at the rocks to gain purchase before the rope burned through. Grap
-pling hooks were no help. Roberto and Nona fell to their deaths and the evil cigar roared with joy, alone up on the ledge. Who says that cigars are safer than cigarettes?

Started: 2013-04-03 21:37:16
Finished: 2016-08-04 12:58:21

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