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"No" means "No" and "Yes" means "No". Any

  • "No" means "No" and "Yes" means "No". Any questions? The law states that if you ask questions, you will be imprisoned. Also, failure to ask questions shows lack of participation!
  • A voice was heard from the back of the exercise yard, "What about rhetorical? You would say no to that to wouldn't you?" The Logic Inquisitor was stymied, "Yes I would, I mean NO!"
  • Inmates at the "correctional facility for itinerant philosophers" often asked disturbing questions, but Lewis Carrol was an iconoclast. The Logic Inquisitor punished Carrol by
  • himself. That was the rule for Lewis Carrol. No group punishment. Only lonely, isolated friendless torture. The Logic Inquisitor had an Iron Maiden sent to Carrol's cell
  • only to find Carrol had escaped. A jabberwocky had taken Lewis Carrol to an opium den. Lewis Carrol quickly created a whole host of new words to defeat the Logic Inquistor such as
  • Plasticene and uniquitous (think Keith Moon destroying hotel rooms in the 70s). The White Rabbit joined him folding stories. The two later were joined by Alice herself. The Logic
  • kept refusing to be where it was so he was just fine. I later thanked him in advance because after what was about to happen they should never meet again. They weren't good for each
  • other now. They had gotten along once. After today they would never be able to talk peacefully again.
  • They moved to separate planets, re-married and had children and grandchildren. Every once in a while they would dream they were still together and awaken in cold sweats. It was
  • only in dreams they could be together. A waking life reunion would've meant major family life disruptions. At the end of their lives, they slept and dreamt, eternally as one.
Started
2012-08-05 00:14:05
Finished
2017-11-14 14:33:00

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    SlimWhitman Nov 14 2017 @ 15:52

    A finish befitting of anyone resisting the Logic Inquisitor!

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