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"Just do it!"

  • "Just do it!"
  • Lilly screamed. With one final glance, I looked back at my best friend. Then, I jumped into the spinning black vortex. Wind caused my strawberry blond hair to whip around my face.
  • My thick long crimson lashes fluttered and my full lips with burgundy lipstick pursed. I cocked my head to the side to show my aquiline profile as the vortex engulfed me.
  • The vortex had become aroused & stepped up its vaccuming effect, sucking me deeper into its core. At last I was thrust outward, to land on Hillary Clinton. Munchkins began cheering
  • Hillary Clinton shot an incredulous look at me as I quickly jumped away from her, cringing while brushing off my clothes. Munchkins surrounded the platform. It was a rally.
  • Luckily, the munchkins were only attracted to utter nonsense, so they surrounded Donald Trump. Hillary Clinton was relieved, but not for long, because Ben Carson had just arrived
  • to attack her. Meanwhile, Bernie Sanders was arming the munchkins with guns to 'go out there and make everyone feel the bern'. Kasich, near by, did nothing to help his Republican
  • Friends. He was too busy counting the beans and classifying them. There were six bins. The munchkins accidentally met with Shark Lady and Shark Man. They were buying medications at
  • Good Drugs. The devil was in line in front of them with half priced sushi and a can of evaporated milk. They started telling each other Devil tales silently with their eyebrows.
  • "Look, I hate to interrupt your little story-time," said the cashier, "but let's move it along. That'll be $4.59." With a wave of his eyebrows, Satan sent her to Heck forever.
Started
2016-04-18 22:20:46
Finished
2016-09-21 13:56:01

1 Comments

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    Woab Sep 21 2016 @ 13:58

    This one seems to have gone full circle. Futique- I loved the bit about "telling each other Devil tales silently with their eyebrows." What imagery.

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