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A large proportion of society will keep paperclips

  • A large proportion of society will keep paperclips in their desk top drawer. I like to do things differently when organising my office desk. I have a pig shaped paperclip dispenser
  • that emits a low squeal as a pink paperclip slips out of its tongue. The desktop gadget includes a staple remover which I had the unfortunate need for one day when I accidentally
  • stapled my thigh to the fake plant in our lobby. The desktop gadget also has a built-in wireless thumb drive cleaner next to the glowing green button the releases number 2 p
  • otty time jingle singing pooper scooper robot. It cleaned up after the company dog Dungles who wasn't house broken. The "pottty time" robot was a prototype. Once the investors saw
  • how the sausage was made. It was an experience that almost drove them from investing in anything. Luckily they got hungry & were reminded of the pleasures of sausage links & pattie
  • melts. The investors threw three million into the sausage factory, which then sold itself off to Russia in less than a day by marrying green-card mail-order brides. Melania's phase
  • was over, like last month's moon. She wished she didn't like Russian sausages so much. They had killed her figure and her popularity. She decided to join a Las Vegas convent called
  • Dirty Little Slots. After her nightly porridge, her urge for Russian sausages began acting up. She climbed the convent wall but her habit caught on a nail & there was a ripping sou
  • nd as she fell, her sanctimonious ass thudding the ground. Looking up at her torn habit hanging on the convent wall by the nail, she gauged the wind and channeled Sister Bertrille,
  • And oh no! in the meanwhile some random person is jumping off a cliff as her hands start to xplode she i rushed off a cliff and she just SURVIVES and then she goes in hiding the en
Started
2013-05-01 06:57:56
Finished
2020-01-27 13:01:12

2 Comments

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    Woab Jan 29 2020 @ 13:39

    Ice Squad- I loved "Dirty Little Slots"!
  2. Avatar

    IceSquad Jan 30 2020 @ 00:49

    A good deal of Las Vegas does too, I bet…

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