Max AUB. Gener sense nom. Barcelona: Alba,

Max AUB. Gener sense nom. Barcelona: Alba, 1994, pàg. 109-110
I went into the back of the stacks to look for 'Gener sense nom.' by Max Aub, reference page 109. Strangely, the book only had 70 pages. Then I noticed the back was torn off.
Being torn, I put this book in my special library I keep in the bathroom. Did you know you spend up to 250 USD a year on toilet paper? No sir, not me. I do spend a lot on books
, actually it's bankrupting me. I sat on the loo, read a page of my 1st edition of Orwell's 'Road to Wigan Pier', tore it out & wiped my bum. My dream bog roll is a 1st edition of
... BAMBAMBAMBAM! "Come on, Lucy! Get outta there! I gotta GO...baa-aad!" My bathroom musings were interrupted by Felipe, my roommate. I often stole his books & "used" them here.
Then again Felipe liked used books, so I assumed he wouldn't mind a few doodles on the pages, here and there. As I finished my business, he banged on the door again, and I said, "
Felipe, I am having recurrent dreams about cutting edge research but when I wake up all I have been able to write on this notepad is 'write it down, write it down". Felipe looked a
t someone behind me and said, "Do you hear anything? I don't hear anything." Anne who was behind me said, "Nada." Great, the silent treatment Felipe promised has begun. All I did
use his toothbrush by mistake and now everyone was ignoring me. So what? I was going to take advantage of this. I stood up on the table and started singing and dancing horribly.
Apparently, ignoring me didn't apply to when I was doing something they could use to shame me. They stared at me and then whispered... "Ugh... ew..." and so I stopped being weird.

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