Vel'drav Usstan zhahus natha lotha zaphodiop

Vel'drav Usstan zhahus natha lotha zaphodiop lu' l' sssiks zhahus aluin harl, Usstan orn'la veldri harl ussta orlingg dal vel'bol Usstan ssiggrin Usstan xunus kyorl.
David Lee Roth smiled - at last, someone from his own race to converse with!
But David Lee Roth was looking in the mirror at himself and even then, even then he did not really care about his reflection, it was all about him. He put his hookah under his arm
Hookah in arm and seeing perfection in his reflection David was ready for company. None to soon as Nancy arrived just then at the front door with a knock.
David greeted her at the door in ass chaps & tassled nipple pasties for he felt they accentuated his perfect body if it was possible. But Nancy was just dating David for his Hookah
shisha and his tasty shishkabobs...and hard as it was for David to admit, he knew down deep inside that despite his tassled nipple pasties, Nancy only wanted to shush him and smoke
the poisoned cigarette. So he gently tugged off one of his nipple pasties and somehow lit it on fire, and lit up. Nancy blinked and did a startlingly good fish impression with her
wrist watch before pointing to a bar stool and finding a rare coin on the floor. The bar stool fell onto Nancy's head knocking her out cold and leaving the rare coin to slip throug
h her smile. Thus Nancy Pelosi swallowed the trillion dollar coin and ruined limitless borrowing. The bar stool was painful enough, but her gold stool the next day was a wee bit
dusty. In the event that the sequestration came to pass, Pelosi promised that she would do her best "Slumdog Trillionaire" impersonation in the privy to save the country from ruin.

Started: 2012-09-21 17:03:41
Finished: 2013-03-15 09:37:47

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