"I hate YouTube! YouTube is stupid! I was
- "I hate YouTube! YouTube is stupid! I was just getting used to the previously stupid upgrade, and now they come with this crap! WHERE ARE MY SUBSCRIPTIONS?" Oh God, Jimmy relax
- ed as the morphine kicked in. Visions of sugarplums and Miranda Kerr danced in his head. He left his body and began feeding the sugarplums to Miranda right there on the dancefloor.
- Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky dressed as a sugarplum fairy was also eaten by Miranda Kerr. Vitamin M pulsed through his body and baby fur seals playing kazoos danced in a circle
- . Disney crushed his Old Gold as he looked at the rushes for Fantasia 3. "Now, I knew you guys where on LSD for the first one. What the hell are you taking here?" Burton tried to
- draw the structure but he kept putting funny little heads where the atoms should be. "That's enough, Burton!" hissed Disney with his cryo-raspy voice. "Fantasia 3 should be family
- pornographia!" Burton had been licking Disney boots long enough. Now was his time in the sun. He whacked Disney's frozen head into a microwave. Now HE would run the show.
- Burton made the new animated Disney Star Wars movie in black & white. It starred Johnny Depp as R2-D2 and Helena Bonham Carter as everyone else. The Vampire Sith used the dark side
- of the pillow and it's unstoppable cooling powers to chill Tatooine's twin suns. C-3PO (Helena Bonham Carter) battled with that cool ass bounty hunter dude (also played by Helena
- Bonham Carter), prissily baking human pies while returning blaster fire with the parabolic tin skull of R2-D2 (formerly played by Helena
- Abreu). R2-D2 had enough! He said "Bloko-ti-pi-ti-di" (pronounced Blooku-ti-pi-ty-di) and killed her. Then, he rescued Princess Leia and married her, having 3 sons.
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- 2012-12-12 17:50:21
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- 2015-01-01 12:02:39
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