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One day in the magical forest of Narnia,

  • One day in the magical forest of Narnia, I was flying through the forest on the back of a purple elephant while playing checkers with a blue orangutan, while running from the green
  • smurf. He spent
  • all his smurf mushrooms on that darn hoe daisey and didnt even get any.
  • I then realized that I had eaten one to many mushrooms and that I wasnt riding on a purple elephant, but was sitting on my couch watching Animal Planet.
  • It seemed like the were coming out of the tv and playing with me so i went to my and grabed a shotgun and blow off my dick...no more alcohol for me.
  • Unless I took the shotgun to the liquor store and got more. My truck turned over on the fifth time. I was doing 90 out of the drive way until I ran out of gas at the mail box.
  • I opened the mailbox to find a snow globe of "Epic" sitting there for me.
  • I was tired of snow globes, having seen five or six pop up that day, so I threw it straight at the cop car that had been staking out my place. "Watch this motherf-" I said, before
  • launching the smooth sphere of snow-speckled scenes straight at the dark windshield. It bobbled gloriously in the pristine air four sweet seconds before the undercover cop realized
  • it had his name on it. BAM! Hardly slowed by the windshield, it slammed into his head, smack between widening eyes. Globe & skull shattered in synchrony. Bells rang. Snow fell.
Started
2011-01-03 08:59:14
Finished
2011-01-04 20:56:37

2 Comments

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    RhettOracle Jan 08 2011 @ 13:45

    Yeah for pulverized snow globes!
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    NixonBlack Jan 09 2011 @ 12:08

    Sweet satisfaction. :)

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