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Within the confines of the TechnoCave, the

  • Within the confines of the TechnoCave, the Miasma Theorists stuck to their guns. "I'll believe what I want, this is a free country." "That's the miasma talking, Jen. Freedom? Here?
  • the Cyborder Guard entered the plasma cave through a Terahatch and said, "Let freedom RING!" He squeezed the Mote Inverter sending shockwaves through the Miasma Theroists.
  • The Miasma Theorists were actually a Post-New Wave band from Birmingham, England, heavily influenced by bands including XTC and Devo. Their singer was one Roddy Bingo, who once
  • played right wing for Accrington Stanley before his tambourine skills led to a world wide fame with the Miasma Theorists. Roddy Bingo then married one of Rod Stewart's ex-wives
  • Tim Leary was proud of his proteges! They made it into the Acid Hall Of Fame in 2016. Jerry Garcia was their idol. It gave one a king size headache to sort through the lyrics. The
  • first song on the new intelligence agent album was called Cistern but was named Space Migration for Your Inner Mind and titled A Child's Crusade. The first line was also the last.
  • CIA music is intended to sound cerebral, but like Radiohead, it's not. It's empty dullard-ism. If you want poetry, you've also got to avoid the FBI calliope cavalcades. They suck.
  • Poetry is neither bleating nor blather; it is an alien induction mechanism. Consider the case of Jarrold P, whose poetry flyers made the children's fingers grow long and their eyes
  • become huge and black with poetic longing. Jarrold's poetry sank into the children's sponge-like minds and made them want to visit other planets where they might find acceptance.
  • And that, dear readers, is why our planet is known as Jarrold, after the great poet who inspired our planet's founder to search the stars for new homes.
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2013-05-24 20:12:17
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2019-11-10 19:31:55

1 Comments

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    LordVacuity Nov 10 2019 @ 19:44

    Who said poetry wouldn't get us anywhere? I mean it. Who said it? Don't make me turn this Comment Box around.

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