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Damn. Pau Gasol is sooooo se-xxxyyyy. Mmmmmm...

  • Damn. Pau Gasol is sooooo se-xxxyyyy. Mmmmmm... Sus bolas de regate son como la poesía en el movimiento. Creo que estoy enamorado. Go Lakers!
  • ¡Es cierto! Y también he oído que puede gotear dos bolas a la vez. Creo que mucha gente pagaría dinero por ver eso.
  • No more Spansih!
  • Por que? Lo siento por mis palabras de espanol
  • pero solamente conozco algunos de las palabras. No puedo hablar o escuchar muy rapidamente. Quieres un cerveza? Yo quiero ir a la playa y beber cerveza con las chicas bonitas. Que
  • me chupan la verga todas! Orale, que esta passando aya?" He died before he could learn that the Spanish Armada had just detonated a nuclear temple buster on Tenochtitlan. Serpent
  • skins, tainted by the radiation, grew into disgusting zombie snakes that terrorized the population. Sounds like a shitty movie starring racist stereotype Samuel L. Jackson. Sadly,
  • he is laughing all the way to the bank. Sadly. Meanwhile, the zombie snakes had slithered into West Umbrage and taken over the Cathedral of Saint Molecule. Dozens of zoologists
  • were invited to the baptism to name the converted zombie snakes. All fidgeted thru Molecule's sermon, but at the mention of "afterlife" the snakes cheered & showed appreciation by
  • Playing a jolly tune, hypnotising the townsfolk and getting them to dance. This was, however, too close to speaking in tongues, so snakeskin boots sold well at the next church sale
Started
2013-04-26 23:08:21
Finished
2019-09-17 16:48:31

3 Comments

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    WhatTheFox Sep 18 2019 @ 12:32

    Que?
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    ToastMech Oct 06 2019 @ 11:18

    this is so odd
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    LordVacuity Oct 06 2019 @ 22:03

    It isn't the church I go to but I would have bought a pair of those boots.

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