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"If you like pina coladas, and getting caught

  • "If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain, may I suggest the English Riviera?" The travel agent stared at me solicitously. "Torquay is like St. Barts, except
  • i know how the sun shines... it's a ball of fire.
  • Again, this story game requires players to think and pass along helpful hints. Selfish trolls should go back under their bridges. That reminds me of the troll who liked bourbon
  • and pistachios. I met the troll at a bar beneath the bridge. His name was Spence and he'd dropped the R to stand out. He was a bouncer there and his toll was seeing my wife's
  • soft toy collection. Spencer was wowed by the extent of the collection and so he let me over the bridge no problem, thank you very much. But after I was over he
  • burned the bridge. He asked me for a reference letter for a new job and I told him to kiss my ass. Later I needed to borrow a ladder from him and he said, "Drop dead." So when he
  • tried to kiss me, I was shocked, but let him. I was going to keep my enemies closer, damn it, even if it put me in a bad place with the wife. Now, I know you must be saying
  • that you saw this on an old Law and Order and you knew I was the dupe and he, being rich, was really a snake. But this is my life and I had to press forward. Our tongues met
  • a daphinous membranelike obstacle and the more we tried to lick eachother's larynx the more tired our tongues became. He smiled and said "the latest in dental dams. Works great as
  • an appetite suppressant, too!" Which explained how we'd kept our girlish figures for so long without having to resort to plastic surgery- and my itchiness due to a latex allergy.

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