Why oh why had Daniel sent the form in.
- Why oh why had Daniel sent the form in. It was a disaster waiting to happen, he knew. As soon as the envelope fell into the post box he felt
- a mixture of relief and regret. Relief because his wife would stop nagging him about the messy house, but regret because he knew that
- spearing her on the pike in the front yard and writing Die, Bitch in white rocks would not likely go unnoticed, especially since he had signed his name in pebbles.
- However, do to the fact that he hadn't passed the fourth grade, he spelled his name Daveid Jonson. The slightly awkward lettering might throw pursuers off for a while, but this man
- had an unmistakable resemblance the naked wizard who was tazed at "burning man" by the police, to hide from his pursuers he'd need more
- stuff to hide behind. It wasn't easy being a wizard, getting tazed at every turn. He missed the farm and his John Deere.
- But having been chosen a one of the charter alumni of the American Hogwarts School for Wizards. He was determined to succeed but just who decided combine a wand with a cattle prod
- when the Amnesty International House of Pancakes guys were here to investigate the failing standards of private education? It was very evident the children weren't getting enough
- Fairtrade Maple syrup on their pancakes in the morning to work a full 16 hour shift in Wonka's chocolate mines. AIHoP lodged a complaint with the Ministry of Fictional Businesses
- regarding the oompa loompa slave labor. AIHoP ended up striking a business deal with Wonka and they began to produce and sell chocolate chip pancakes with chocolate maple syrup.
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- 2011-01-31 02:03:16
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- 2011-12-15 16:43:14
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