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Why oh why had Daniel sent the form in.

  • Why oh why had Daniel sent the form in. It was a disaster waiting to happen, he knew. As soon as the envelope fell into the post box he felt
  • a mixture of relief and regret. Relief because his wife would stop nagging him about the messy house, but regret because he knew that
  • spearing her on the pike in the front yard and writing Die, Bitch in white rocks would not likely go unnoticed, especially since he had signed his name in pebbles.
  • However, do to the fact that he hadn't passed the fourth grade, he spelled his name Daveid Jonson. The slightly awkward lettering might throw pursuers off for a while, but this man
  • had an unmistakable resemblance the naked wizard who was tazed at "burning man" by the police, to hide from his pursuers he'd need more
  • stuff to hide behind. It wasn't easy being a wizard, getting tazed at every turn. He missed the farm and his John Deere.
  • But having been chosen a one of the charter alumni of the American Hogwarts School for Wizards. He was determined to succeed but just who decided combine a wand with a cattle prod
  • when the Amnesty International House of Pancakes guys were here to investigate the failing standards of private education? It was very evident the children weren't getting enough
  • Fairtrade Maple syrup on their pancakes in the morning to work a full 16 hour shift in Wonka's chocolate mines. AIHoP lodged a complaint with the Ministry of Fictional Businesses
  • regarding the oompa loompa slave labor. AIHoP ended up striking a business deal with Wonka and they began to produce and sell chocolate chip pancakes with chocolate maple syrup.

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