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I am a member of the US Dragoons, here to

  • I am a member of the US Dragoons, here to fight in the Indian Wars to get Texas annexed into Uncle Sam's Union. I am also a giant Mackeral. It is my shame.
  • In Gordo canyon our troop camped in a cave. Montezuma's ghost appeared & Jed grabbed my shoulder whispering "Holy Mackeral!" I was turned into a giant Mackeral. I ride side saddle
  • into an oncoming train in order to end my misery only to discover I am immortal. The derailment caused 127 fatalities. When the sentence was conveyed -- forever, in solitary -- I
  • couldn't believe it. I had pleaded guilty to manslaughter but the court wouldn't have it. They were convinced that I had intentionally used my immortality to commit murder.
  • Although with my immortality I tried to do good in the world, I was only pleading guilty to get a lower sentence, and I didn't want the spend the rest of my life in prison.
  • Luckily, I was given another choice. I could become a secret agent...an unpaid agent. To pay of my sentence I was required to solve unexplained and surreal crime cases. i did not
  • Hesitate to take these cases on. They made good folding stories! Indeed, this was what happened.but I digress...a secret agent had all expenses paid. Food, hotels, Transit, etc.
  • "I see what you are getting at Mr. Blonde. Yes, Her Majesties purse will pay for your companions when for Official State business.
  • "In that case I'll take two chimpanzees in muu-muus," said James Blonde, "and make sure they're drunk." Well, Her Majesty's Secret Service refused his request on the grounds that
  • muu-muu's are out of production, and chimp' right's activists have been cause too much trouble lately. The handsome spy accepted the second place prize, a collectible key chain.
Started
2012-04-06 14:11:29
Finished
2016-08-24 10:34:38

4 Comments

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    Gdnknxprmnt Aug 24 2016 @ 11:03

    Curses! Typo!
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    Woab Aug 24 2016 @ 11:13

    There, there. I too, tend to wear mittens as I type.
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    Gdnknxprmnt Aug 24 2016 @ 12:05

    I'm trying to type like Strongbad, but it's not working.
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    Woab Aug 24 2016 @ 13:48

    Put up yer dukes!!

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