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A goat-man ordered pizza and wanted double

  • A goat-man ordered pizza and wanted double pepperoni with onions. "Can I make a special request for a fedora hat?", he said. The chief cook said he would put the hat on the box.
  • After the goat-man's request for the pizza and hat hadn't came in a few minutes, he began to grow impatient. "I want my order now! This is ridiculous!" Soon after, the doorbell
  • rang. Billy-Bock the Goat-man answered the door. Finally, the pizza man arrived! But much to his dismay, there appeared to be... mutton, as one of those toppings for the pizza pie.
  • Billy-Bock angrily looked at the portly Pizza Man and stated, "You glutten, I ordered a pizza with no Mutten!" "Take it back", he said rather sheepishly. Return this
  • baaaad dyed wooly pie before I make like a samurai & poke you in the eye, Ewe imposter baker of puff rack pies. Stick around &I'll lambast & roast you Pizza Man. Billy-Bock threw
  • the pie over Pizza Man's head, shoving him out the door of his flat. P.M. tried to balance, & tackled Jenny from next door who began gobbling the pie. Her MMA bf arrived & saw them
  • on the floor. He was not amused at the promiscuous actions of her girlfriend with the pizza man, and unloaded a Glock pistol from the grocery bag in his hand. "Why Jenny?" he cried
  • "This is a porno, dude." Jenny sighed as a meaty bass riff echoed throuhout the room. His finger still reached toward the trigger, and the Glock was pointed toward the pizza man.
  • In impotent rage he threw the gun at a potted plant & barged out. A neighbor invited him over later, "come in the back door." A carload of barely legal babes offered him a ride.
  • But he said, "I don't take rides from underage toddlers." He then went to the hospital for the pain inflicted by his neighbor. He needed psychological treatment.
Started
2016-04-02 11:07:17
Finished
2016-05-04 17:46:54

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