"Kiddies, here's another picture of me being

"Kiddies, here's another picture of me being photobombed by time," said Granny. It was the only way she knew how to explain being old but young at heart. Her wrinkles deceived
no one. She was older than dirt. She was older than the one single rock that was the precursor to dirt. So she died. Right there. Like poof. Dead.
Well, there's five bucks I'm never gonna see again. That's the last time I take an octogenarian out to lunch. Hmph!
But I believed in Karma, so when the octogenarian finally died and I'd heard he left something to me in his will, I was pretty excited. So imagine my surprise the attorney informed
me I had inherited the octogenarian's rare paperclip collection and a hand drawn map of Tasmania. The paperclip collection contained thousands of paperclips made of a variety of
metals. I housed the paper clip collection in a dedicated strong room. The map of Tasmania had a large X on it showing the location of treasure or paper clips, I didn't know which
and didn’t care. If you really think about it, finding buried gold or buried paperclips would have equal value in the grand scheme of life. Gold helps you buy stuff, but paperclips
can be unfolded into a deadly weapons. But golden paperclips? They're the best of both worlds. So I set out on an epic treasure hunt in search of the fabled golden paperclips of
Rome. They were legendary, and to top it off there were only five of these in the entire world. So I packed my bag, put on my shoes, said my family goodbye, and
Set out to find something in Rome. Only, I did not know what. For I had not been told. However I'm sure that when I find it it shall be amazing! The end :)

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