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"Finish Him" A Voice yelled at me. I started

  • "Finish Him" A Voice yelled at me. I started to end the vile... FoldingStory., My Dad came in. "Son, I think you're beginning to take folding stories to seriously." "But Daaaad..."
  • and then my voice faded away as my glazed bloodshot eyes returned to my computer monitor. FoldingStory placed me in a suspension of complete disbelief. My entire world is FS.
  • I couldn't understand why this had happened to me. My frizzy white feline, Klowd, jumped on my lap, trying to comfort me, however, nothing could fix what had happened.
  • My shovel's blade and handle had separated, and now I had to bury Devin by hand. "Klowd, quit meowin', the police'll hear." Some of us have none of the luck. Killing should be easy
  • Trying to dig in the hard dirt was impossible. I looked around for a sturdy stick or something. Maybe I could just pile rocks on top of Devin, but the police dogs would find the bo
  • llocks easily since his bollocks smelled of hashish. The river was a few hundred yards off, too far to drag a 400 lbs. man. Gasoline. Incineration was the solution. Needing a tube,
  • I just succeeded in setting the 400lbs man alight & sat back to congratulate myself when I noticed, behind the hedge, the original 400lbs man! I tried blowing out the neo-400lbs ma
  • n juice but ruptured my neck. The 400lb man burned like a torch on a waterbed full of napalm. This was my radical new diet plan: Pyro-lite.
  • The diet would involve me lighting people on fire with it and eating the skin off their bones. My doctor had told me doing this was a healthy eating habit.
  • Cannibalism was quite the conundrum & one that I didn't want to risk during my Mt. Fuji expedition. So, I politely disagreed, declining Dr. Lu's Luscious Lecter health package.

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