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"Puss in Boots just sounds wrong, damn it!"

  • "Puss in Boots just sounds wrong, damn it!"
  • I cried to my cat, who just stared at me with a glare. I sighed and slumped back into my seat. "At least it's not as bad as that train's name: The Flying Pussyfoot." I chuckled.
  • My cat kept glaring. I was about to lose my temper with trying to cheer up my cat, when I decided to call up the West Mississippi Plastic Pants Task Force and ask if they provided
  • prompt relief for pets and owners alike. I ordered 2 pairs of plastic pants, string teaser toys & catnip mice. Naturally my cat ignored the toys in favor of the crinkly pants.
  • After cutting a hole for Fluffy's tail, I helped her put on the plastic pants. She crinkled around happily with her tail high. Then I discovered I enjoyed playing with cat toys.
  • In fact I enjoyed cat toys so much, I often battled Fluffy the cat and her plastic pants, to see who would be worthy of chasing the red dot. Fluffy often won, since I was a human,
  • Then she would smile at mr and we both laughed put loud.we went out for tea. She was leash trainef and was mistaken for a dog. Flufgy didn't care at all. Amazing.
  • All was well until we passed the fish market, whereupon Flufgy promptly threw aside all decorum, lunged onto an ice table and made off with a large swordfish. Her silhouette could
  • Still be seen burnt into the wall by the lobster tanks by the flash of the mushroom cloud we now call Flufgy, Flufgy the Mushroom Cloud. And her sidekick, Phlume.
  • The pair have granted us many similar works of modern art, culminating in a dynamic performance at MoMA in 2018. Three died. 8 ended up pregnant. They secured funding for 2019.
Started
2012-01-08 00:43:40
Finished
2016-12-12 16:31:09

1 Comments

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    Woab Dec 13 2016 @ 11:33

    Yeah, Pariah- good finale!

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