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Deep within a vast mining region, an engineer

  • Deep within a vast mining region, an engineer James McPherson and a detective Nicole Iasant were called to investigate a total blackout communication in a mining city.
  • Within minutes they discovered that the entire town was using the At&t network which solved that mystery. But they hung around the town, carousing, drinking and goldbricking to
  • the music from High School Musical. This was of course untenable, since they had terrible choreography. That's when the cyborgs came.
  • The machines knocked out Myley and Zak, and harvested egg and sperm cells for their evil experiments. They were set on exterminating mankind with happy insipidness!
  • Cloned into hundreds of thousands of incubation tanks, the identical developing embryos spelled certain doom for the entire human race. They would all grow up to be happy-go-lucky,
  • bird-watchers from the 1920s. Flipping through their identical manuals, the hundred-thousand clones were in a flurry to find the rare mini-dodo, not verily extinct so they thought.
  • With cloning, the introduction of extinct species as domestic pets was all the rage. Soon Mastodons and Dodos had their own boutique salons. Tasmanian tigers strolled the parks.
  • The truly daring opted for velocoraptors - when trained from birth, they were surprisingly like dogs, and loved to play fetch - so long as you used a dog as the thing to fetch.
  • I know, I know, you're probably asking yourself--but what do you do with their shit???! Funnily enough, my wise old aunt Cecily fashioned her own unique strategy...with just 2 old
  • socks, a pair of scissors, and an iron, she could make item that the human brain could possibly think of.
Started
2011-01-28 22:05:02
Finished
2013-02-06 10:26:59

1 Comments

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    Zetawilk Feb 06 2013 @ 15:41

    Any relation to Koudelka Iasant?

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