Once upon a time, in a far far away land,
- Once upon a time, in a far far away land, lived a little boy and his sick grandmother. The boy was too young to work so he had no money to help his granny.
- So he had no other choice than to go work in the streets as a prostitute.
- at least that's what he thought. He started rummaging through his drawers. What does a male prostitute wear to attract attention? He didn't have the goods to do the "tranny" thing.
- Coming to the conclusion that less is more, he slipped on naught but a pair of ball-bustingly skinny Hot Topic jeans and took to the streets. His first night as a "cockotte" was
- totally miserable. Nobody liked him. The Hot Topic threads were overpriced and pretty much run of the mill. Even his emotions failed him because they would not conform to
- non-conformity. He was never part of the emos, goths, hipsters, straight-edge, gen-xers, nerdcore, hazmat hasbeens, beaners, oceanographers, bozos or any other clique cliche.
- He tried, once, just because loneliness hurts. But no group accepted him, and he knew better than to try them all. So school became just a job to him. Get in, get out, graduate.
- Until he finally decided not to go. But then he got put into juvy for skipping. So he ran away. But got caught when he applied for a job. Juvy again. He finally ran to Mexico.
- The Mexican Challlenge Ultra Run was the worst he'd ever done. Dead last. He hadn't trained with border patrol in mind. Nor had he considered that Baja ended in
- A 'ja', he thought it ended in 'ha', like it's pronounced. Damn you, Mexico! He thought the MexicanChallengeRun was about tacos, not digging a tunnel from the border to SD. Silly.
- Started
- 2011-04-23 20:04:45
- Finished
- 2012-09-17 20:44:04
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Zetawilk Sep 17 2012 @ 21:08
So ultimately he changed his mind about not being in a clique and joined the chavs. Someone should have told him every tongue consonant is an "H" in Mexico because their alphabet has about half the letters. Looks like he never ended up helping his grandmother after all. The story of contemporary youth, really.