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D is for deadly.

  • D is for deadly.
  • Devious, Demonic, Deadly. E is for Evil. Envious, Egotistical, Evil. F is for
  • Fantastic, Familial, Forensic. G is for Glabrous, Gelatinous, Gershwinesque. H is for
  • Horticulture, Heresy, Hand Soap." The man paused, then said, "Thank you." The audience applauded and cheered uproariously as he made his way off the stage.
  • They had payed good money to see him list words beginning with the letter H, and they were without a doubt not disappointed with the performance. Many even plead for an encore,
  • Such adulation for Andy's alliteration was alien. Attendees aimed Androids at his aura for optimal snaps. He continued, "Hemorrhage, Hemophilia, Hem, Hippopotamus, Hound, Hilario
  • Hector Berlioz, hubba-hubba--" Molly stopped him with a wave of her hand. "If you come up with one more alliteration, I'm reporting you to the police. He opened his mouth and
  • he couldn't help himself. "Big Beautiful baby be blessed." Molly called the police. They informed her alliteration is not a crime & picked her up for filing a false report. She was
  • Re-educated in grammar by the Grammar Police, just in time to pass the college entrance exam. She ranked #5 in het class.
  • This pleased the Grammar Police, who let her family go after mild syntax injections. She breezed through college, becoming First Lady of Linguistics. Her family was very proud.

1 Comments

  1. Chaz Dec 11 2016 @ 08:07

    Loudly laughing loquaciously

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