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Seamus was actively guarding Roxanne to avoid

  • Seamus was actively guarding Roxanne to avoid being cuckolded. When Todd approached he used a deceptive alarm call to disrupt the extrapair copulation attempt toward his mate.
  • But Seamus was only flesh & awoke from a snooze to see Roxanne laying a smug egg while Todd looked on smirking. "Sorry Seamus, old chap," said Todd. "Survival of the fittest & all
  • that jazz." Suddenly Todd broke out into a fully rehearsed and choreographed song and dance number from Chicago, as both Roxanne and Seamus looked on with growing
  • admiration. Roxanne and Seamus waited for Todd to finish his dance routine, which had one too many fake-endings, but then they started a big fat "slow clap."
  • One by one everyone joined in, clapping louder, faster. They began to whistle and shout. Todd's dance had touched their souls, but they couldn't express their joy and admiration
  • without attracting the attention of the Anti-Arts Police. But Todd would not stop dancing, even as their helicopters darkened the sky. The audience screamed and scattered, but Todd
  • continued with his unique shimmy. He focused on the music and was completely lost in the dance, when one of the Anti-Arts helicopters landed directly on the stage.
  • It sang that relief us only a swallow away. Sir William Swallow swallowed the winged biscuits coming out of the air at the heliport site. The nurses swam naked underneath to relax
  • from the shellacking they were not a lacking. Nimble toes were nibbled at by merry water nymphs from Neptune. Sir Swallow insisted that I "spill it out, Old Horse. You needn't die
  • for Queen and Country or whatever it is that you'd die for. At least not today or now." I looked at Sir Swallow sternly but what he said made sense. I didn't need to die for this.
Started
2014-04-15 12:05:29
Finished
2017-08-09 22:17:08

3 Comments

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    LordVacuity Aug 09 2017 @ 22:20

    Sorry, my bad. I did not notice that I was the last fold. I had intended leaving my fold for the next Folder to specify what "this" was. I fell on my own sword and I don't even have a sword anymore. I had to pawn it. I never redeemed it. Once I'm redeemed I'll redeem it.
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    Woab Aug 10 2017 @ 15:45

    Oh, I don't know. I thought it was a fine ending, Futi.
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    49erFaithful Jun 15 2018 @ 15:02

    I can picture that trollop Roxanne, laying the smuggest of eggs :-)

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