On the sunny beaches of the Caribbean, a
- On the sunny beaches of the Caribbean, a massive amount of carps started to splash from the water and on to the many fishing boats. They were swimming away in fear of the
- their fish-laden ships which were sinking into the ocean - for you see that was the fishes plan all along. After overfishing had nearly wiped them out they were intent on revenge
- and after 50 years had bred enough kamikaze Patagonian toothfish (who were tired of being called "Chilean sea bass"). They were sent with the Giant Kraken, also bred by
- Vlad, the fishmonger of ill repute who'd settled over by the abandoned nuclear plant. The overgrown toothfish led the fearsome Kraken to the Gates
- of the McDonald's playland. "There now, me lovely, get yer sweet candy arse some exercise," said the fishmonger in a rather stereotypical accent. The Kraken entered the ball pit
- and sunk beneath the ball-pit waves to attack some happy-meal fueled child. The leviathan rode the fry-guy merry-go-round. The Manager came in with angry parents behind him and
- began tickling everyone.. The leviathan and all the kids laghed and laughed and played in harmony in the playground. That's when Ronald McDonald and his posse climbed out of
- their elegant yellow, white and red limo with a big joker-smile painted on the front. Ronald McDonald and his posse did not, in fact, wish happiness upon the children and leviathan
- was about to awake. The Fast Food Cataclysm was about to commence. One of the children realized that Leviathan was wearing a leash. He snuck past the evil Ronald McDonald, and
- whispered into the creatures ear "I have found our salvation. Follow me, and I shall show you the way." He removed the leash, and the two left this world to its inevitable fate.
- Started
- 2011-08-11 17:47:11
- Finished
- 2012-08-01 05:03:01
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jaw2ek Aug 01 2012 @ 08:26
Suddenly, I feel like having a cheeseburger.
Zetawilk Aug 01 2012 @ 16:28
I would recommend keeping to the drive-thru.
49erFaithful Aug 01 2012 @ 19:05
There's worse things than Krakens in that ballpit, I'll wager.
Zetawilk Aug 01 2012 @ 19:10
You and the Kraken make it happen: Leviatho's are a non-Euclidean part of your morning breakfast.