A hard-boiled egg was set before him. The

A hard-boiled egg was set before him. The shell was fragmented. Gently he began to peel it, one shard at a time.
He ate the shards one by one,calmly felt the cracking buzz on his teeth.When he was done with the shell,he fed his dog the egg and stood up.The dog gave him a tail wag.The bar keep
realized too late this was the Sunnyside Faceplant Serial Killer (who always left victims facedown in a sunnyside up egg, and never left any eggshells) as the killer left the bar w
ith a twisted smile on his face. "The yolk's on them!" the Sunnyside Faceplant Serial Killer giggled maniacally. He cracked himself up as he cracked his victims faces. Meanwhile,
nothing was really happening anywhere else that didn't exist at the time of the telling of this story about the Sunnyside Faceplant Serial Killer. So, now back to that story.
Sunnyside was a "Beauty Camp" where those with vanity issues and deep pockets, deep pockets sometimes being the vanity issue itself. It was a place one would expect a Serial Killer
To get a beautiful makeover to conceal their real personality. They had the money for these services, after all. John Wayne Gacy didn't bother, he buried bodies in his basement.
Not only did John have bodies buried in his basement and "crow's feet", he also had a collection of Gene Rayburn's polyester suits, which he had found in a Burbank dumpster in 1976
Eugen Peter Jeljenic was the child of Croatian immigrants. Gene chose the stage name "Rayburn" by randomly sticking his hand in his alphabet soup. John owned Gene Rayburn's suits
They fit all nice and tidy, Anyways though, Eugen was a jerk and would always pee on the police. John suffocated Eugen one day and ate his guts. John: "TASTY!!!"

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