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It was too bad Rollo found out he had the

  • It was too bad Rollo found out he had the blood of English Kings when he was homeless & eating out of dumpsters. He found a prepaid DNA ancestry kit in the trash, spit into it and
  • semt it off to some lab. 3 days later Rollo used the computer at the shelter to check his email. He was a direct descendent King Richard and Maid Marion of Nottingham. His 5 minute
  • commute to the palace, he figured, would save him lots of time at his new job as King. Rollo did not figure in the fact that the homeless shelter would no longer be available for h
  • is forbidden lover, Sir Reeses, to use as their clandestine locale. He’d need to scout out a new site to do the deed posthaste. The King, darting into the nearest alley,
  • came upon a crime scene being investigated by the City Guard. The King's sudden presence was noticed. everyone took to the knee. The King didn't think it could get any worse. Then
  • one of his young knights, dressed only in his under-armor, begged the King's leave to tend to his young knee, which he had scraped. Plus it was Prince Gavril's top sleepover buddy,
  • after he had wet his armor, the young night invented paper underwear pads for just such a thing. Although they made his butt look HUGE, the young knight valiantly wore his invention so that his armor wouldn't rust from the caustic urine. He remained undefeated in the jousting tournaments held regularly in order to amuse the king who didn't have any issues with incontinence.
  • Incontinence had blighted his life for such a long time. All those years in school wearing Pull-ups and meant it was hard for him to even consider becoming a knight. He'd planned
  • to live with the Princess in his rockpile down by the river once he became a knight. He was sure she'd oblige. All he needed was a dependable system for dealing with leaks.
  • Captain Magnificent had great hopes for the palace fountains. He was a very thirsty knight. "It's all we have left, mate." They lived, hair and leaks full with mud, happily.
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2021-12-16 01:48:54
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2022-10-14 19:24:39

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