The alpaca farm was not the financial success

The alpaca farm was not the financial success Ed and Judy had envisioned. No one had told them that by temperament these wooly creatures had an evil streak that belied their fuzzy
puffed tails and goofy lips. But deep within those long-lashed eyes lurked something that Ed and Judy could not ignore. It was time to deal with
the barbs. Ed's costume came with barbs, for realistic effect. Judy was willing to role play and even a little turned on by dressing up as opera bugs bunny, but Ed's Sylvester
The Cat was hard to come by. He found an old one downtown. It was made before flame-retardant material was required. When they were drinking by the fire he exploded like napalm
filling the place up with radioactive hairballs, which began multiplying exponentially. But even this disastruous situation wouldn't pose a problem for
Cowboy TV! He saved the day by
sacrificing himself. He realized that a world of kindness, and well being could not exist whilst he still breathed. And with that thought he
vowed to never eat candy corn again. Yes, they provided sustenance for Pacman in the 80's. But for him, they could only spell doom and despair for his world. Instead, he would
Turn to that master of peanut buttery chocolate goodness. El Reeses Cup Principal! With the ferocity of a pack of wolves, I dove for the delicate orange wrapping paper on the floor
as the last bite was past my lips and all five finger were licked clean I shut my eyes. I was in chocolate heaven. Hopefully heaven was filled with chocolate, life with out it?

Started: 2011-01-04 23:24:51
Finished: 2011-02-11 21:34:25

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