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Ever get that nagging feeling at the back

  • Ever get that nagging feeling at the back of your neck? No, not my dog trying to pull me from this fire. I mean the notion this has happened before. That this is all deja vu.
  • Deja vu...Deja vu...Deja vu-vu-vu-vuuu...the words echoed through my head as the room spun round & round while the floor tilted beneath my feet. My eyes were twirling pinwheels.
  • The air became carbonated & I thought I saw a detached door floating thru outer space. A voice cut thru the fog: "Ever get that nagging feeling at the back of your neck? That this
  • galaxy was just a sea monkey tank on the nightstand of some celestial being?". As I drifted towards the door, a tentacle poked out.
  • "Why good evening sir, and how are you this glorious night?" came a voice from the door. I backed away somewhat, creeped out somewhat.
  • Since when did a Motel 6 have a butler? "You are part of our Decade frequent buyer's club. I have prepared your regular, Colt 45 with a spritz of Red Bull." I shuffled nervously
  • because this was exactly what I was thirsty for. How did the Motel 6 butler know? I lay down on my rock hard bed while he served my drink, along with a bowl of Chex mix. "Hey! How
  • would you like a sponge bath?" Asked the Motel 6 butler. He was going to use the sandpapery bath towels as an exfoliate. The Motel 6 Butler wore a wife beater tucked into Cammo
  • baseball cap. It restricted his view but no matter. "Sir! Fetch me your finest champagne & oysters. I entertain here tonight." The blindfolded Motel 6 Butler walked into the door
  • and immediately collapsed upon colliding with the wood. "Are you deaf as well as blind?" he piped "My champagne, now!" The butler stood up and straightened his tuxedo. "No sir

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