Ever get that nagging feeling at the back

Ever get that nagging feeling at the back of your neck? No, not my dog trying to pull me from this fire. I mean the notion this has happened before. That this is all deja vu.
Deja vu...Deja vu...Deja vu-vu-vu-vuuu...the words echoed through my head as the room spun round & round while the floor tilted beneath my feet. My eyes were twirling pinwheels.
The air became carbonated & I thought I saw a detached door floating thru outer space. A voice cut thru the fog: "Ever get that nagging feeling at the back of your neck? That this
galaxy was just a sea monkey tank on the nightstand of some celestial being?". As I drifted towards the door, a tentacle poked out.
"Why good evening sir, and how are you this glorious night?" came a voice from the door. I backed away somewhat, creeped out somewhat.
Since when did a Motel 6 have a butler? "You are part of our Decade frequent buyer's club. I have prepared your regular, Colt 45 with a spritz of Red Bull." I shuffled nervously
because this was exactly what I was thirsty for. How did the Motel 6 butler know? I lay down on my rock hard bed while he served my drink, along with a bowl of Chex mix. "Hey! How
would you like a sponge bath?" Asked the Motel 6 butler. He was going to use the sandpapery bath towels as an exfoliate. The Motel 6 Butler wore a wife beater tucked into Cammo
baseball cap. It restricted his view but no matter. "Sir! Fetch me your finest champagne & oysters. I entertain here tonight." The blindfolded Motel 6 Butler walked into the door
and immediately collapsed upon colliding with the wood. "Are you deaf as well as blind?" he piped "My champagne, now!" The butler stood up and straightened his tuxedo. "No sir

Started: 2014-04-01 10:09:15
Finished: 2014-07-11 11:56:14

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