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They say most foldingstories use only a 10th

  • They say most foldingstories use only a 10th of the capacity of compelling storytelling which would imply an average of one fold in ten that
  • woah. I just blacked out because I almost thought of maths.
  • That was close one, English is my real speciality. Me trying to do an equation is like a dog trying to find Wally. I slipped onto FoldingStory to write a fold, but I didn't get a
  • OK from any of the grand wizards, so I stumbled to fold on my own. Fe fi fo fum. What the heck rhymes with fum? Well, there's gum. Damn it! Must all my folds be about gum?
  • Dad-gummit! D'oh! There I go again. This whole business was leaving a minty taste in my mouth. As I stumbled down the street in search of Dentyne, people stopped and remarked at my
  • icy fresh breath but as they stepped in for a whiff they became frozen. Everyone I met except Jack Frost who thought my chilly chompers were lovely. He even came in for seconds.
  • It's too bad Jack Frost never considered the hot chocolate market, because it was at this point that icy fresh breath became available through a monthly bus pass
  • Bought by Bob Dylan, who had just won the Nobel Literary Prize. Jack Frost produced Bob Dylan since decades ago. The box was plain brown but escaped notice until Mr. Jones boarded
  • the Paternoster. The security guard ran his wand over Mr. Jones first and then over the box. The wand did not like the box. The guard asked Mr. Jones what was in the box. Jones got
  • angry then & shouted, "Ask not what is IN the box, sir, but what the box is FOR! The box is for THEE!" A second later, it detonated. In the distance, a bell tolled ominously.
Started
2014-11-09 10:01:49
Finished
2017-06-05 15:01:28

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Jun 05 2017 @ 17:28

    Well, I don't believe for a second this one-in-ten idea, especially not here, and I knew you all would put the lie to it!

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